ANSWER-12: ANSWER FOR GABBY
Hello reader! Especially for Gabby. Gabby, I hope you
read this answer. I hope you want to be my friend. You were looking a friend to
talk. I know that because I have read
your request. I am sorry to write (actually to hear) that in your new place, you
don’t have any friend. But don’t worry. I will be your best friend. You can
talk about anything to me. I will hear it. But if I talked, you had to hear it
too. But I have a big trouble. I don’t have any work. I am an unemployment. I hope
I can help your job. I hope I can stay in the your house because I don’t have
any home.
I will come to your house soon. Before I arrive in
your house, I hope you can prepare my favourite food and my favourite drink. I hope
you can accept me in your home. I hope I don’t bring a big trouble for you
after I come to your lovely home.
OK, Gabby. I want to finish this answer because my
taxi is waiting for me. I will go to an airport by a taxi. Then I go to a
harbour by a big plane (boing 777). Then, I go to a station by a big ship. Then
I go (from the station) to a bus station. From that place, I go to a motorcycle
station by a big bus. Then I go to a horse station by a big motorbike. From that
place, I will go to your forest by a big horse. Finally, after I walk on the
small road/street, I will arrive to your house. Those are an explanation from a
policeman when I ask how to go to your calm forest. OK, Gabby. Wait me in your
house.
(Thursday, 30-05-2002, 05.40pm--05.57pm)
WISEACREN
ADDITIONAL ANSWER: UNTITLE
Hello reader! Hello-hello Bandung, Fire Ocean. Hello
reader! Especially for Buccaneer. I have read your request. I am very very sad
when I read your (sad) writing. Since I was born, I could not cry (for some
medical reason). But when I read your (sad) request, I can cry loudly. Thank
you Buccaneer. To pay your kindness, I have a good news for you and for your
men. I just buy a district. I hope you and your men want to work for me. I want
to make a big (maybe the biggest) building on that district. So, I need you and
your men but my district is not on the world (that called Earth) but on the
Mars Planet, the burning red Planet, God of war. I hope you and your men can
join with me to make the (biggest) building. I am sure you never come to Mars. OK
reader, especially Buccaneer, I will wait for your answer. If you don’t want to
work with me, it doesn’t matter to me. I will search another people. I call you
because your request can make me cry loudly. Thank you. Domo arigatou. Terima
kasih. (Wednesday, 29-05-2002, 07.25pm--07.34pm)
LAIRD
REQUEST-09: HELP
Hay, Reader!! I write this request from the jail. I
need your help. I want to go out from the jail (maybe you called it escape). I
need your help. I want to meet my friends. They are the best criminals in the
whole world. I need your help. In the jail, I can not have my favourite food. I
can not eat doughnout, ice cream, whale soup, shark juice and so on. I also can
not drink my top drink.
In the jail, I can not sleep because the mosquitos
always disturb me. Maybe because I am fat and they think my blood is delicious.
In the jail, I can not watch TV. I can not watch my favourite actor such as two
face, joker, pinguin, Mr Freeze, King Pin and so on. So I need your help. If
you want to give me your help, I will give you a map of treasure from treasure
Island. I hope someone can help me because a lot of Mr Polise’s men always
protect this jail day and night. They bring secret weapons. If you are shooted,
you will died forever (until the awakening day). You can not return to the
world again because the death angel have taken your spirit. If you are died,
noone can help me again. I will cry. (its ironic story).
In the jail, I can not do my hobby, hunting a tiger. I
can not do that because there is not tiger in the holy jail. Maybe the tiger is
the Police but I also can not hunt them down because I don’t have any weapon.
So I need your help. The police’s men always beat me avery night (in some chess
game). Do you know why? Because I don’t tell them who was the person who help
me write and send this urgent request in this magz. I hope the person have run
because Mr. Polise’s men will search him everywhere (from Sabang to Merauke).
OK reader! Once again, I want to say (actually write) I NEED YOUR HELP TO GO
OUT (actually escape from this jail called Alacatrass).
(Wednesday, 20-03-2002, 02.15pm--02.34pm)
PRISONER
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